"Guy Washing Hands For Full 5 Seconds Like He’s Going Into Surgery"

 http://www.theonion.com/articles/guy-washing-hands-for-full-5-seconds-like-hes-goin,38037/

  Jeremey Garton, an open-heart surgeon, has been caught washing his hands for five seconds on a Wednesday as if he was supposed to step into performing surgery. Jeremy’s coworkers also do make fun of him stating “Looks like Mr. M.D needs to scrub his hands real well if he’s going to keep everything nice and clean for his patients”(Guy Washing Hands For Full of 5 Seconds Like He’s Going Into Surgery, 1). They are criticizing the way Jeremy washes his hands and are acting like he as if he is getting ready to go and conduct a quadruple bypass surgery. He has also been accused of drying his hands with a paper towel rather than just rubbing his wet hand on his jeans.

   Jeremy Garton has been made fun of for washing his hands for five seconds. He is an open-heart surgeon and the way he washes his hands is actually the proper way to wash hands. They make fun of Dr.Garton because he washes his hands in a bathroom as if he is washing his hands to go conduct a surgery. The article exaggerates the time limit of washing his hands, and uses parody because he is a doctor and washes his hands the same way he would wash his hands before conducting a surgery. This article satirizes how long people actually wash their hands.