The Daily Show

  When Malaysia airlines went missing The Daily Show antagonized how awful these news reports are saying about the airline going missing. Jon Stewart uses satirical techniques in his set. He criticizes how CNN and Fox news are not even talking about the airline going missing, how the airline went missing, and what may have caused the airplane to go missing. All CNN and Fox are talking about are black holes and the Bermuda Triangle. What these newscasts are talking about has nothing to do with the topic and it does not even relate to Flight 370 disappearing. CNN also had a whole new segment about how airplanes are built and how many inches the airplanes are. Jon is irritated about this and is making fun of them because he does not understand why they are not talking about the important topic. These newscasts do not even want to inform, all they want to do is scare people. Jon in his show uses exaggeration, incongruity, and parody. This is effective because people do actually see what newscasts do to actually waste time on the air. Instead of talking about the importance of the topic, they talk about unrelated topics. CNN thinks that this airplane has been lost in a “black hole”, or did not survive the flight through the “Bermuda Triangle”. Jon does actually show frustration because he does not understand what these people in the newscast say. He wants these newscasts to be real and to the point. He does not like how they are not talking about the real problem.       

"Guy Washing Hands For Full 5 Seconds Like He’s Going Into Surgery"

 http://www.theonion.com/articles/guy-washing-hands-for-full-5-seconds-like-hes-goin,38037/

  Jeremey Garton, an open-heart surgeon, has been caught washing his hands for five seconds on a Wednesday as if he was supposed to step into performing surgery. Jeremy’s coworkers also do make fun of him stating “Looks like Mr. M.D needs to scrub his hands real well if he’s going to keep everything nice and clean for his patients”(Guy Washing Hands For Full of 5 Seconds Like He’s Going Into Surgery, 1). They are criticizing the way Jeremy washes his hands and are acting like he as if he is getting ready to go and conduct a quadruple bypass surgery. He has also been accused of drying his hands with a paper towel rather than just rubbing his wet hand on his jeans.

   Jeremy Garton has been made fun of for washing his hands for five seconds. He is an open-heart surgeon and the way he washes his hands is actually the proper way to wash hands. They make fun of Dr.Garton because he washes his hands in a bathroom as if he is washing his hands to go conduct a surgery. The article exaggerates the time limit of washing his hands, and uses parody because he is a doctor and washes his hands the same way he would wash his hands before conducting a surgery. This article satirizes how long people actually wash their hands.